Dec 15, 2004

Am I Nuts?

Am I? Quite possibly.

I don't have time for this.
I really don't.

Is that going to stop me?

Hell NO!

While finishing Interrogations 2 and Crime Spree Magazine take the front seat I should have some time for this though?

Right?

We'll see.......

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Alright, this isn't even funny. (Looking to God in the heavens, shaking fist) This is your fucking fault. I don't have the time to harrass all of these bloggers every day. I've got a novel to write dammit.

Good luck Jon, blah blah blah.

Jon The Crime Spree Guy said...

Oh, and I have time.....?

Well, actually I have the next two weeks off of work, so I guess technically I do....

Jon

John Rickards said...

Personally I don't trust bloggers at all.

Pack of scum and villains, the lot of 'em.

*makes tutting noises and shakes head*

Anonymous said...

*makes tutting noises and shakes head*

Sounds like you got a problem with gas there mate. Can I suggest some Tums?

Jon The Crime Spree Guy said...

Tutting is probably better for gas than tums.

Word of advice regarding gas. If you plan to keep having sex, do not pull covers over the head of loved one or partner and expell gas. The dutch oven is only funny when it happens to others....

jon

John Rickards said...

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No, no, I really *don't* want to know any more.

And I have never heard the term 'Ducth Oven' before. But I now plan on dropping it into conversation on a regular basis. Or as regular as I can without actually being arrested.

Mystery Dawg said...

Welcome to the fold.....oh, and that time thing, well, eh....Yeah, I do owe you article for Crime Spree. Damn, I don't have time either.

Forget the tums.....beer and tequila chasers cures all, or after you have had few, you don't care about the flatuence (sp?)

Jon The Crime Spree Guy said...

Aldo, I suggest lots of coffee. Stop sleeping. It seems to work.

.... for a while......

John R? It's ok to talk about Dutch Ovens. not so ok to perform the trick.